Muffy Toe

Today I had a sick day, but in my sweatpants and messy ponytail, I answered the door for one of my mom's piano students.

8-year-old student: "Are you Miss Ann's cousin?"
Me: "No, I'm her daughter."
Student: "Oh. She said all her kids were grown up, so i thought you had to be something else."

thanks, kid. go play a scale or something.